Honeymoon Recap: Photos #2

Sunset over Mendoza.
Strawberry tomato soup!
Me and my girl Mamba.
We had a bit of trouble keeping up, and Mamba was in no hurry. But we were on the same page.
I could deal with instant coffee every day, if I got to drink it here.
My third and final fish of the day, a little bigger … a “teenager” as Eduardo put it.
La Cervecería Chaltén, a gem of a place in a tiny climbing town.

Honeymoon Recap: Photos #1

I wanted to share a few more pics that I didn’t get a chance to post during the trip.

El Ateneo Grand Splendid, a bookstore in an old theater in BA.
Mausoleum in Cementerio de la Recoleta.
More Cementerio.
Street art in Palermo.
Kelly found the coolest bar, Tres Monos 🙈🙉🙊.
Don Julio, king of steakhouses.
Zonda in Mendoza, best meal of my life.
Zonda kitchen. Hands down, THE best meal of my life.
What a meal.
Fresh tomato ice cream at Zonda. I can’t even imagine a better meal. And the service!
Our Mendoza hotel among the vines.

Honeymoon Day 17: Tierra Patagonia Recovery and Relaxation Day

The hotel is made mostly of Lenga (southern beech), one of only three species of tree growing in the park.
Back in the saddle. Again I had the horse with the attitude. We rode in a line, and he HATED being in the rear. When behind any horse other than our gaucho’s in the lead, he would push right up to the next horse’s rear, and nudge it onward with his nose! His name, Aguardiente, is apropos.
The “Jack Sparrow,” today’s cocktail-of-the-day by bar director Shlomith. Rum, homemade banana liqueur, pineapple juice, coconut bitters. (aka Just when I thought our trip couldn’t get better, they gave me a tiki drink.)

After yesterday’s big hike (similar distance, but 1,000 vertical feet more than our big one in El Chalten), we needed a less strenuous day. We went horseback riding in the morning, and spent the rest of the day relaxing in the hotel and spa. In the lobby we found a coffee table book of Chile’s fanciest hotels, where we learned a little more about this place:

Its architects, Cazú Zegers, Rodrigo Ferrer, and Roberto Benavente, sought to create a structure with a sense of place, a geo-poetic work in which the key element was beech wood worked to resemble the texture of the old-time sheep barns on the ranches where they once dried the wool and leather.”

Destinos de Lujo by Ana María Lopez & Marí Paúl

Tomorrow, we have to start the journey home! Unless we are hired by Kine, the hotel’s cheery Excursion Director. (We have inquired.)

It will be hard to leave this place. It is so special here—both the park and the hotel. But we’ll have a full day in Santiago before our overnight flight, so there will be some time to transition and enjoy a bit more adventure before getting back to Chicago.

Honeymoon Day 16: Base of the Towers /// French Press above the French Valley

Tierra Patagonia Hotel in Chile, our last stop. It’s like nothing we’ve ever experienced.
Base of the Towers in Torres del Paine National Park.
Our guide surprised us with hot French press after lunch; fuel for the descent as the weather turned.
Cold, wet, happy. Before the rain, I had on my NU bucket hat, and Kelly said I looked like this guy.

Today was the big trek in Torres del Paine. After a ~3.5-hour climb, the clouds opened just enough to see the towers (las torres) for a few minutes while at the lookout. As we finished lunch, the clouds returned and the rain, cold, and wind picked up, making the descent a bit treacherous. But we made it safely, and the day was amazing. Yet another wonderful guide, Diego, made our trip extra special with lots of info about the terrain, flora, and fauna—he’s an avid birder. And also with surprises: delicious fresh coffee at the top, and champagne at the bottom. We learned that paine is native Tehuelche for “sky blue,” so the park’s name is a mix of Spanish and native language meaning something like “Towers of the Blue Sky.” We also learned that another feature, the French Valley, is named for the former landowner, a Frenchman. Apparently this was private land (!) before being donated to the park.

Our hotel, Tierra Patagonia, is mind-bogglingly beautiful, and in perfect harmony with the landscape. This hotel was the inspiration for our whole trip, and it has exceeded our hopes. I’ll post more photos tomorrow, and hopefully learn and share more about its history and architecture. For now, we are recovering with some tub time, sauna, pool, and then off to dinner.

Honeymoon Day 14: Guanacos and more Guanacos

Estancia 25 de Mayo, a ranch whose property runs from the edge of El Calafate almost to the Chilean border. There you will see hundreds, if not thousands, of wild guanacos.
El Calafate Coffee Roasters. The chic Andes-themed espresso cups are from SaV Ceramics. You can see the roaster in the back.
Tub time at the hotel.

Our day began with a drive around Estancia 25 de Mayo, a huge ranch named for Argentinian Independence Day. It’s also home to a 2,000 year-old native tribal gravesite, and the oldest settler house in the area. Our guide Christian is a former pro skater who was roommates in California with Chad Muska (the one with the backpack, remember?). Now he’s a nature guide and absolutely loves his job. Every plant and animal he showed us, it was like he was seeing it for the first time. We had a blast with him. He drove an old forest green Land Rover, a totally mechanical car with no electronics at all. Going uphill the engine chirped and squealed. “That’s the stereo today,” said Christian. There are guanacos everywhere, even though the properties are all fenced off, they just jump over the fences and roam and graze freely. “The guanacos are the real landowners,” said Christian. The tour finished at La Seccion, “the section house,” which is like a guest house / owner’s weekend house at the estancia.

Christian dropped us off Calafate Coffee Roasters, where we enjoyed excellent coffee and atmosphere. We wanted to buy some of the cool mugs but were worried they wouldn’t survive the trip. Tipping in US dollars never gets old here—even one or two dollars gets a big reaction from people. They thank you sincerely. They may show their coworkers, who also thank you. Or sometimes they pocket it right away without showing anyone. Either way, there’s a constant sense of an economy hungry for dollars, and of people hungry for financial stability. Putting dollars into the economy at the very micro level feels meaningful. When we tipped our guide Christian, he looked at us intently and said, “I will save this.”

We finished the day at the hot tub and then dinner, both at the hotel. Tomorrow we cross into Chile and head for Torres Del Paine, our final, and maybe most epic, stop on the trip.

Honeymoon Day 13: Perito Moreno Glacier

By necessity, we were up in plenty of time to see this beauty of a sunrise. Because of the Andes to the West, water from this lake runs all the way to the Atlantic Ocean, via Rio Santa Cruz.
Crampons for ice trekking.
At the end of the glacier trek, the guides cut off a piece of ice and served everyone a celebratory whiskey, over ~400 year-old rocks.

Hiking on the glacier. I think it will take a long time, maybe years, before the significance of this experience fully sinks in for me. The Perito Moreno Glacier, about 1.5 hours west of El Calafate, is named for the famed explorer. Moreno discovered and named just about every place we’ve visited on this trip. You drive to the national park, continue to the end of the road, and board a boat to cross to the glacier. After a short hike you get your crampons and helmet, and walk around on a tiny area of the massive 100 square mile glacier. After the hike, and having enjoyed a whiskey on-the-glacial-rocks, you ferry back and view the glacier’s eastern and northern faces from a network of catwalks on the adjacent hills. It’s summer here, and it’s hot. As always during summer, on display is the hypnotic, quaking sight and sound of apartment-building-sized ice chunks cracking, tilting, and crashing into the water 200 feet below. The sound is like something from an another dimension, mechanistically translated to ours.

Tomorrow, we’re looking forward to a more relaxed day, visiting a nearby ranch. But for now, I’m going to cheat and add some more pictures—the usual three won’t cut it today. “¡Chao!”


I stepped on my own toe with these bad boys.
Five miles of ice, flowing downhill at 5 feet per day.
This electric blue is an optical effect; only blue light reflects from the super-compressed ice, which has few air bubbles. Long wavelengths are absorbed. But if you break a small piece off and hold it up, it’s perfectly clear.
Maybe spatial photos on Apple Vision Pro will do it justice? iPhone certainly does not.

Honeymoon Day 11: Mate and Recovery Hike

My first real mate experience. It is bitter and very strong. My head was swimming!
El Chalten, Tehuelche for “smoking mountain,” or “holy place.” Our home for the past few days. The town shares its name with the mountain, which is also called Fitz Roy to distinguish it from the other “Chaltens” in the area.
Cerro Torres peak. From our “recovery” hike today.

One of the first things about you notice in Argentina is the mate culture (🗣️👂“mah-tay”). Everyone has his or her own little mate cup, sometimes a glass or metal mug, but often a traditional gourd wrapped in leather. You fill the cup with the tea leaves in the morning, and bring a giant thermos of hot water with you throughout the day, pouring a little water and taking a few sips when you need a boost. Native people drank it through their teeth and spit the leaves, but now people use a metal straw with a wire or mesh filter at the bottom. Even on our domestic flights, we see plenty of mate, sometimes with the gourd, thermos, and snacks all in a little square leather carrier with a handle. I had my first mate at La Esquina here in El Chalten, and it was an experience. I’d been warned to be careful, as it is “quite stimulating,” but still I wasn’t ready for the amount of caffeine—I was wired and my head was swimming! The taste is super bitter, definitely something I’d need to get used to. They encourage newbies to add honey, but of course I had to be hardcore.

Later we went for a short hike for a different view of Cerro Torres, then had dinner with our friends Claire and Cenk, and more of what our new friend Leo called “the best ice cream in the galaxy.” He may be right, it is that good!

Tomorrow we’re looking forward to a pre-dawn hike to see the sunrise hit the Fitz Roy range, then driving back to El Calafate for our next stop.

Honeymoon Day 10: Fitz Roy Massif Hike / Pinch Me I’m Dead

View of our hotel, El Puma, toward the mountain. Today we thought we saw a puma, but our guide informed us it was just a large house cat.
Bagged lunch of empanadas overlooking the glacial lake.
I definitely like hiking now.

Today was a full-day hike guided by Leo, the craftiest guide in El Chalten and the nicest man in Argentina*. We drove a ways outside town this morning to have a longer one-way route, worth it for the additional views. Over the course of 15 miles and 3,100 vertical feet, we saw glaciers and the moraines they left behind over millions of years of glacial movement; we saw the Fitz Roy massif summits, the surrounding peaks, and rivers and lakes all the way to the horizon. I’ve never seen a glacier before (Kelly has), and it’s impossible to describe. It is eerily silent and still, but also appears to rush toward you from the base of those iconic granite peaks, literally frozen in time. We learned that the peaks of the Fitz Roy (aka Chalten) range were all formed by venting magma under the Pacific Ocean ~16 million years ago (a baby in mountain time). The magma cooled into those shapes. The peaks were pushed partially above ground by tectonic plate movement, and then the glaciers scraped away the rest, resulting in the formation pictured above (and in the Patagonia(TM) logo). We finished at a brewery for beers with Leo—resting our feet, reflecting on the day, and thanking him for so earnestly sharing his love of the mountain with us. This was by far my biggest hike ever, and maybe Kelly’s as well, though she’s done some long ones. The views were stunning, but equally great was experiencing something so rare and awe-inspiring together on our honeymoon.

Tomorrow, we’re looking forward to rest and recovery. And hunting for the best coffee in El Chalten.


*well, maybe tied with Eduardo.

Honeymoon Day 9: Bariloche to El Chalten

Our room at El Puma lodge in El Chalten.
We knew our friends Claire and Cenk were also in Argentina, but had no idea we’d run into them in this mountain town at the end of the world! At this charming brewery, we shared big bowls of Locro stew, the Argentine national dish.
A short warm-up hike to a waterfall in the national park outside town. The big hike is tomorrow.

This morning we left bucolic Bariloche, flew south, and had an epic drive from Calafate airport to El Chalten, a tiny town of ~500 people. This is a no-frills place, full of hardcore hikers and climbers (and us). Looking at where we are on the map, we were feeling very far from home; so it was a welcome surprise to bump into friends from Chicago and join them for lunch. The restaurant where we saw them is on the lot directly between our two hotels.

Tomorrow we’ve got a full-day trek, and I’m already up too late. More on the big hike tomorrow!